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Tag Archives: animal
Not allowed up on the furniture
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep hallucinating that I’m a dog. It’s crazy. I don’t know … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged animal, doctor, dog, furniture, hospital, man, psychiatrist
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Donkey compliment
How do you compliment a donkey? ”Hey, nice ass!”
Posted in Animal Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged animal, ass, buttocks, compliment, donkey
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Playing violin
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read. The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the screeching sounds, began to howl. Johnny’s father listened to the dog and … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Music Jokes
Tagged animal, boy, dog, music, newspaper, violin
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Dopey shagged a penguin
The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to the Pope’s door and rings the doorbell. The pope answers the door, and asks: “Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, dwarf, Europe, Italy, penguin, pope, sex
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Pissed off
Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off.
Indian promiscuity
A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair. “How did you get that feather?” the woman asked. “I screw one squaw,” the Indian said. Then, … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Indian Jokes
Tagged animal, bear, Indian, man, rabbit, sex, squaw, travel, traveller, woman
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Thrown from heaven
A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ”Dad, what happened to the birdie?” His dad told him, ”Son, the bird died and went … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, beach, bird, God, seagull
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On the roof
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes
Tagged animal, brother, cat, holiday, mother, roof
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Lion, Tiger and Lawyer
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he’s dead.
Posted in Animal Jokes, Lawyer Jokes
Tagged animal, elevator, gun, lawyer, lion, tiger
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Sexes of parrots
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time. She spends weeks staring at … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, old lady, parrot, pet, priest, sex, shop, woman
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Statue Fantasy
An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were positioned on opposite ends of the park, facing each other with their arms extended out … Continue reading
Posted in Genie Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, genie, man, pigeon, sex, statue, woman
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Putting on my shoes
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged animal, centipede, elephant, football, gorilla, rhinoceros, shoes
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How are you feeling?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene … Continue reading
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged accident, animal, car, frarmer, gun, lawyer, mule, police, shoot
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Lip gloss
An old Texan cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, ass, bar, cowboy, horse, kiss, lip, Texas
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Parrot and the robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ”Jesus is watching you!”while he rummaged through the desk. He replied, ”Who said that?!” Once again he heard the same thing, ”Jesus is watching you!” The robber … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged animal, dog, Jesus, parrot, robbery, rottweiler
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Pig in Summer
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon!
Follow tracks
Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged animal, buffalo, deer, hunting, man, track, train
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Parrot talk
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes
Tagged animal, car, church, game, parrot, pet, police, talk
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Panda bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders. The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Restaurant Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged animal, bar, encyclopedia, gun, panada, restaurant, shoot
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Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes
Tagged adoption, animal, bird, climb, fly, husband, tree, turtle, wife
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