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Category Archives: Kids Jokes
Gift for teacher
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said “I bet I know what it is — it’s some … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged candy, child, classroom, flower, gift, puppy, teacher, wine
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Blonde kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Kids Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bag, blonde, child, kidnap, money, tree
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How to get into heaven?
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class. “NO!” the children all … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged child, church, classroom, heaven, teacher, wife
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Whiskey and worms
A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcohol. He thought up a neat little experiment, and showed it to his class. He had two glass tumblers, one filled with clean water, and the … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged alcohol, chemistry, class, student, teacher, water, whiskey, worm
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Papa bear
My husband’s cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears — one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his … Continue reading
Too smart
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged child, cow, dog, math, school, teacher
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Final exam
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a … Continue reading
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Tagged classroom, exam, excuse, hand, sex
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Making a cake
A boy and his Chinese family went to the zoo, and they saw two monkeys having sex. The boy asked “What are they doing?” The parents replied “Making a cake.” On the way home, they saw two poodles having sex. … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, cake, child, Chinese, monkey, sex, zoo
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Code word for sex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, hand, husband, sex, wife
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what the new year looks like
A family of three where sitting next to the TV watching the countdown for the new year. The two brothers (one 7 the other 5) cheered when the countdown had finished. The youngest one raced to the nearest window to … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged child, mother, New Year, TV
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A Fart
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged airplane, apple, blonde, cat, dog, fart, grenade, lemon
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Guessing
Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged animal, child, deer, dinner, father, mother
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A sign of the times
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
Posted in Christmas Jokes, Computer Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged child, Christmas, email, Santa
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Tale of the two dead boys
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot … Continue reading
God is doing a better job now
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally … Continue reading
They walked
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. ”I’ll make a deal with you,” said his father. “You bring your grades up, … Continue reading
For the Sick
A little 9 year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy” she said, ” Can we leave now?” “No.” her mother replied. “Well, I think I have to throw up!” “Well, then go … Continue reading
Definite
A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is “definitely” and its meaning is “absolute, positive, without a doubt.” She asks the class if anyone … Continue reading
Pa won’t like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon … Continue reading
Never believe in Washington’s story
‘One time, back in the ”day,” a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, ”I bet you I can push my father’s outhouse into the river.” She didn’t … Continue reading
