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Category Archives: Kids Jokes
The other side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, bear, berry, fruit, Nile River, rabbit
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Animals and fridge!
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged animal, crocodile, elephant, giraffe, lion, meeting, refrigerator, river, swim
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Got any grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, bar, duck, grape, nail, waiter
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Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Genie Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, cat, genie, sex, wishes, woman
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Why did you eat him?
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.” With big eyes, he asked, “Is … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged baby, boy, doctor, hospital, mother, pregnant, stomach, woman
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Playing violin
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read. The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the screeching sounds, began to howl. Johnny’s father listened to the dog and … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Music Jokes
Tagged animal, boy, dog, music, newspaper, violin
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Buying condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them … Continue reading
Posted in Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, college, condom, father, marriage, school, sex, son
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The tomato family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There’s the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They’re walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts getting mad. By the third block papa … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Campus Jokes, Car Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged car, driving, father, ketchup, son, tomato
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Go get your mother
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a near-by mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked his Father, ”What … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, Family Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged Amish, child, elevator, husband, lift, wife, woman
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Mom’s favourite gift
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. “Well,” said the first one, “I … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged Beverly Hills, child, gift, Mercedes, mother, parrot, son
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Last name
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he asked. “David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, father, marriage, mother, name, welfare
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Meals on wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful — she had to sleep in cold back … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged cat, food, heaven, mouse, pillow, skate, sleep
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Good sons
Three women started boasting about their sons. “What a birthday I had last year!” exclaimed the first. “My son, that wonderful boy, threw me a big party in a fancy restaurant. He even paid for plane tickets for my friends.” … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged birthday, cruise, gift, Greece, mother, plane, psychiatrist, son
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Death of the dinosaurs
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged dinosaur, moon, science, sun
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Thrown from heaven
A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ”Dad, what happened to the birdie?” His dad told him, ”Son, the bird died and went … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, beach, bird, God, seagull
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Computer class fun
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Computer Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged campus, class, computer, keyboard, student
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Circumcision
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim, what’re you in for?” “I’m getting … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged child, circumcision, hospital, ice cream, tonsils
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How to clean a cat? from a dog
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, … Continue reading
Stop lipstick on the mirror
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Country Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged campus, Canada, girl, lipstick, mirror, school, toilet
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Fromal Bank
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ’practical’ for her birthday. “Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. “It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged application, bank, child, mother, piggy bank
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