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Category Archives: Holiday Jokes
Piss in the boat
Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and … Continue reading
Posted in Genie Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged beer, boat, fishing, genie, pee
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Priests on a Hawaiian vacation
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged beach, bikini, priest, woman
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Valentine’s day gift for ex-wives
A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have anything for … Continue reading
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes, Valentine's Day Jokes
Tagged card, dart, ex-wife, gift, Valentine's day
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I can’t get into your panties!
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a big burly man — tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged honeymoon, husband, marriage, panties, wife
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Pope in New York
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ”You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?” … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged car, driver, New York, police, pope, speeding
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Just for that, I’m not going.
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged picnic, turtle
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B.C.
A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and elegant was planning a week’s vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged camping, church, toilet
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Journey to the other side
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer, to let her know he had arrived safely. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and the e-mail … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Computer Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged businessman, email, hotel, husband, preacher, trip, wife
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Wonderful time
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. After making love, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged fishing, friend, husband, sex, telephone, wife
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Bush, Cheney and the deer
Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter. “Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Holiday Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged deer, Dick Cheney, direction, George Dubya Bush, hunting, truck
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Three girls in the desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blode, car, desert, lotion, water, window
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Howard be thy name
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome!” he says. “Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, heaven, name, question, St. Peter
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Surprise dinner
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged anniversary, bean, dinner, fart, surprise
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She made me a better offer
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bride, groom, marriage, money, priest, vow
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The breakfast order
A man arrives at the breakfast room in the hotel at which he is staying and calls over the head waiter. “I believe that this morning I would like two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it’s runny, and … Continue reading
Posted in Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged breakfast, egg, order, restaurant, waiter
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The reason why I fired my secretary
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged birthday, cake, nude, secretary, wife
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Bra types
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife” What type of bra?” asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged Baptist, bra, Catholic, man, Salvation, wife
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Where is this place?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged burger King, car, driving, husband, place, pronunciation, restaurant, wife
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Room 1221
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged breast, hotel, man, penis, sex, woman
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Black eyes
A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. “What happened, my child?” “I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged choir, eye, girl, guy, priest, punch, wedgie
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