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Category Archives: People Jokes
Mexican smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that get … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bag, bicycles, Mexican, police, sand, smuggle
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Lust a lot
While riding a bus, I overheard one woman ask another, with great curiosity, “Well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?” “Yuk!” was the disillusioned reply. “He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot—and I was the one who … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged date, lust, sex, woman
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A clever lawyer
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can … Continue reading
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged arm, court, judge, lawyer, prison, thief
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The Lord will provide
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged boat, flood, God, river, roof, woman
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Surprise
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bean, birthday, dinner, fart, guest, husband, surprise, telephone, wife
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Old tech support junks
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to … Continue reading
Posted in Computer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged CD-ROM, Compaq, computer, Dell, floppy disk, IBM, keyboard, mouse, printer, tech support
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Reflections
1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 2. I’m in shape. Round is a shape. 3. Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged dog, door, husband, lock, philosophy, reflection, shape, top 10 list, wife, window
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The creation of man
God created the mule, and told him, ” You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years.” The … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged dog, God, life, man, monkey, mule
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New York reporter
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged cowboy, dog, fan, football, New York, reported, rottweiler
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged Albert Einstein, Aristotle, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Charless Darwin, chicken, Martin Luther king, Plato, road, sex
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Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Computer Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged Bill Gates, car, computer, engine, gas, General Motors, Microsoft
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Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged banana, car, drive, fur, gorrila, neighbour, tag, tree
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Blonde painting- two coats
A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the next day … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, coat, husband, living room, paint, wife
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Psychiatric Hotline
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. “If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. “If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.” “If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.” “If you are paranoid-delusional, … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged answering machine, hotline, man, phone, psychiatrist, woman
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Good sons
Three women started boasting about their sons. “What a birthday I had last year!” exclaimed the first. “My son, that wonderful boy, threw me a big party in a fancy restaurant. He even paid for plane tickets for my friends.” … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged birthday, cruise, gift, Greece, mother, plane, psychiatrist, son
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Hymn #365
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged beer, church, drink, Hymn, river, sermon, wine
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Party talk
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ”If you were my husband I would poison your drink.” The man replied, ”If you were my wife I would drink it.”
Posted in Bar Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged drink, husband, man, party, poison, wife, woman
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Employee of the month
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation. (1) ”Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…..and has started to dig.” (2) ”His men would follow him anywhere, ……. but … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged company, employment, office, report, top 10 list
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Dumb Crooks Roundup
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES…THEY COULD COME IN HANDY A repeat offender got a life sentence for a small-time shoplifting caper in Jupiter, Florida. The man stole $49.73worth of boxer shorts, panties, a sports bra and some cigarette lighters … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged arrest, court, funny, judge, shop, thief
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The magician and the parrot
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, “he has a card up his sleeve” or “he has a dove in his pocket.” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bird, lifeboat, magician, parrot, ship
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