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What I want in a man
Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover. What … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged man, romance, sex, toilet, wish, wish list, woman
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Who lands first?
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged blonde, brunette, building, direction, jump, landing
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Parachute
Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest man in the world, an old man and a young girl. The plane catches on fire and there are only three parachutes. The president gets one and says, “My country … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged accident, airplane, girl, parachute, politician, president
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Blonde puzzle
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said ”From 2-4 years.”
Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as “Bonkistry”. He has been around forever, so I wouldn’t put it past him to come up with … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Computer Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged chemistry, Duke, exam, tire
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Blonde passenger is good
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged blonde, car, handicap, park, passenger
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Grounds for divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property.” “I mean,” he continued, “What are your … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged commnication, court, divorce, husband, judge, marriage, wife
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Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him. While he’s talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finished them off. As they’re leaving, his friend says … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged denture, grandma, peanut, teeth
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Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up ? A: The pregnant woman… the other two aren’t real !’
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged blonde, elevator, money, pregnant, Santa, woman
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Modern science
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90% — wedding cake!
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged cake, scientist, sex, wedding, woman
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Pretend we’re married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on … Continue reading
Posted in Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged blanket, man, marriage, sleep, train, woman
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Drink by date on the bottom
A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she’s doing. “Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom.”
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged blonde, can, coke, drink, taste
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Watch out for the wall
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged casket, ceremony, funeral, husband, wife
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Feed the goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ”Now, what do I give them … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged animal, blonde, brunette, drink, fish, food, goldfish
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The engineer’s love life
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged architect, artist, engineer, job, lab, mistress, wife
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Blonde drinking coffee
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.” The brunette says, ”Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.”
True newspaper clippings
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE… ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. FREE PUPPIES…PART GERMAN SHEPHERD – PART DOG 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 … Continue reading
Texas Talkin’
Here’s what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State… The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody driving = Not too smart As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party = An unwelcome person Tighter than bark on a … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged english, Texas, vocabulary, wisdom
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How to mess with the IRS?
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) –Always put staples in the right hand corner.Go ahead and put a down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged check, government, IRS, letter, money, signature, staple, tax
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Sleepy trucker
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. “Can you tell me … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, driving, jogger, sleep, time, truck
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