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Bumper stickers: X-rated
Constipated people don’t give a shit. Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself. If you drink don’t park, accidents cause people. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Please tell … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged car, driving, sex, sign, sticker, top 10 list
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Milk bath, just to my tits
A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bath, blonde, breast, milk, milkman
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Second-hand store
Q: Where do you go when your hand falls off? A: To the second-hand store!
True love
What does a man call true love? An erection.
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged erection, love, man, penis, sex
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Romantic pink slip
Dear __________________________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, British Jokes, France and French Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged breast, condom, date, man, sex, top 10 list, woman
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You’re not old enough
A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it. His grandson says, “Grandpa, can I try some of your cigarette?” “Can you touch your … Continue reading
Oxygen to the brains
Why do men have holes at the end of their penises? So oxygen can get to their brains.
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Science Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged brain, man, penis
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What is it?
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged birth, child, family, husband, marriage, wife
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Old whore
A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets. A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, … Continue reading
Who invented maps?
How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile?
Third question
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”
Stranded on an island…
A rather inhibited engineer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. It was the “craziest” thing he had ever done in his life. Just as he was beginning to enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship, … Continue reading
Posted in Computer Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bath, email, engineer, island, sex, woman
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Sensitive men
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good looking? They already have boyfriends.
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged boy friend, gay, guy, man
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Embarrass an archeologist
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!
The advantages of being a doctor
“What do you want to be when you grow up?” “A doctor?” “And why’s that?” “Because it’s the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill.”
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged bill, clothes, doctor, husband, woman
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Little sister
One day a little boy walked in his parents room and saw them having sex. The boy’s father said that him and mom are making a little sister for him. So the next day the dad came home from work … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, husband, milkman, sex, wife
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Boy buying condoms
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged boy, condom, dinner, girl friend, pharmacist, sex
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Urine test
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. “Why are you crying?” asked the other child. “I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger.” When he heard this, the … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged blood, child, hospital, medical examination, urine
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Having to face the fact
Dermatologist: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I’m happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples. Girl: Wow! That’s great! Why? Dermatologist: There’s no more space.
Corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ”There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don’t fear anything.” After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged anus, corpse, finger, lick, professor, student
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