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Category Archives: Hospital Jokes
From beautiful to cute
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had … Continue reading
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Tagged hospital, lawyer, surgery, wife
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Blonde suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged blonde, breast, doctor, ear, finger, gun, suicide, tooth
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Not allowed up on the furniture
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep hallucinating that I’m a dog. It’s crazy. I don’t know … Continue reading
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Tagged animal, doctor, dog, furniture, hospital, man, psychiatrist
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Why did you eat him?
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.” With big eyes, he asked, “Is … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged baby, boy, doctor, hospital, mother, pregnant, stomach, woman
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Hilarious signs
Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” Pizza shop … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Short Q & A, Top 10 List
Tagged electrician, funeral, gynecologist, maternity, muffler, optometrist, pizza, plastic surgeon, plumber, sign, smoking, Veterinarian
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How do you like that?
A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged baby, delivery, doctor, father, husband, sex, woman
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Mad cow
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ”So what do you think of mad cow disease?” The other replies, ”I dunno, I’m a chicken.”
Cross-examining
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes
Tagged brain, coroner, court, doctor, heart, lawyer, murder
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Psychiatric Hotline
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. “If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. “If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.” “If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.” “If you are paranoid-delusional, … Continue reading
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Tagged answering machine, hotline, man, phone, psychiatrist, woman
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Two nights only
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has done in their life. Doctor: ”I … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged doctor, executive, health care, heaven, hospital, nuese, St. Peter
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Millennium Computers
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, ”Congratulations sir, You’re the father of twins.” ”What a coincidence,” the man said with some … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged birth, delivery, man, nurse, office, twin, work
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Circumcision
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim, what’re you in for?” “I’m getting … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged child, circumcision, hospital, ice cream, tonsils
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Bad luck
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to,he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bed, coma, death, hospital, husband, luck, wife
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Oreo personality test
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight in to their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos: 1. The whole thing all at once. 2. One bite … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged cookie, eat, food, Oreo, personality, psychiatrist, test
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bartender is better than psychiatrist
Jackson went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Hospital Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bar, bartender, bed, doctor, hospital, psychiatrist
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Insane asylum fence
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can’t help … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged beer, curious, eye, fence, man, mental hospital
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Sick Leave
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of … Continue reading
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Tagged boss, employee, golf, leave, office, sick, union
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Cough cure
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Veterinarian Jokes
Tagged boss, cough, drug, drugstore, ex-lax, salesman
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Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ”I have something to tell you about your child…” The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, … Continue reading
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Tagged baby, birth, brain, doctor, hermaphrodite, hospital, penis
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A great surprise
A ret ired man went to a doctor for a general check-up. The doctor told the retiree that everything was fine and that, in fact, he was”in real good shape for a man of 93.” “That’s good to know because … Continue reading
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Tagged doctor, husband, pregnant, wife
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