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Category Archives: Country Jokes
Lucky you
“My wife is an angel.” “Lucky you. Mine’s still alive.”
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged alive, angel, husband, luck, wife
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Golfing buddy
There was an old man named Bill and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. His wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game. But one day he came … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes, Tennessee Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged ball, buddy, dead, golf, hole
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What did Eve say to Adam when she didn’t want any more children?
A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked “Who created the Earth and man?” The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Country Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged Adam, child, church, Eve, God, sleep
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We’re going to get help
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. ”Good Lord!” he screamed, ”one of the engines just blew up!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over. Suddenly, the aircraft was rocked … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged airplane, engine, explode, parachute, passenger, pilot
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Shooting an elephant
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold its trunk until it goes blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Posted in Animal Jokes, Short Q & A, Texas Jokes
Tagged blue, bullet, elephant, gun, pink
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Keep the egg
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day … Continue reading
Posted in British Jokes, Country Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged boot, egg, englishman, hen, Scotsman
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A silent debate between Pope and Moishe
Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Country Jokes, Office Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged debate, Jewish, Moishe, pope
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Redneck’s lunch
An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Redneck Jokes
Tagged Irish, Italian, lunch, pasta, redneck, sandwich, wife
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Never lie to your mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but noticing how beautiful John’s room-mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his room-mate, and this had … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, France and French Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged bed, dinner, ladle, lie, mother, roommate, sleep
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2 Canadian guys
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Country Jokes, Family Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged beam, blonde, Canada, flashlight, ladder, roof, tile
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Blonde’s horses
A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse’s tail gets … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Veterinarian Jokes
Tagged blonde, horse, neighbour
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Bush, Cheney and the deer
Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter. “Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Holiday Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged deer, Dick Cheney, direction, George Dubya Bush, hunting, truck
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Government vs. mafia
What’s the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged difference, government, mafia
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Good or bad?
A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him…. Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go? Man: Well, we got married. Clerk: That’s good! Man: No, that’s bad. I wasn’t wearing any clothes. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged clothes, fire, house, husband, marriage, rich, wife
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Three girls in the desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blode, car, desert, lotion, water, window
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Howard be thy name
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome!” he says. “Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, heaven, name, question, St. Peter
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Naked pole vaulting
A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking girl and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it. When she told her mother what happened, her mother … Continue reading
Posted in Alabama Jokes, Alaska Jokes, American Jokes, Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged bar, girl, nake, panties, pole, underwear
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I am married to your sister
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan and decides to hide in the … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged drink, husband, marriage, Satan, sister, wife
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Blonde on a diet
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days — “Eat anything and everything you … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, diet, doctor, hospital, skip
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Surprise dinner
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged anniversary, bean, dinner, fart, surprise
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