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Category Archives: Country Jokes
Undertaker
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Hospital Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged dentist, dinner, speaker, teeth, undertaker
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Bad weather
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged fishing, sex, weather, wife
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Horse’s ass
The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the U.S. railroads were built by … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, British Jokes, Office Jokes, Politician Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged ass, horse, railroad, standard
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It’s the law
The following are laws from around the world which, though a bit unusual, aren’t really that surprising…. : 1) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with … Continue reading
We judge on results
A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, “I am a taxi driver from Noo … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged driver, God, heaven, priest, taxi
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Burger King
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel and Travel Jokes, Louisiana Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged burger King, Louisiana, pronunciation
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B.C.
A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and elegant was planning a week’s vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged camping, church, toilet
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I am still winning
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she kept putting money in it, … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, coke, gamble, queue
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Hot bath
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on terry cloth slippers and a large towel, wrapped his head in a smaller towel, … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bath, doctor, salesman
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the Pope is his driver
One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving around Washington in his limo when he gets an idea. “Driver? Can I drive for a while?” “Sure,” says the driver. How can you say no to the Pope? So the … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged car, driver, police, pope
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Let me hold your monkey
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged bus, driver, monkey, mother
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Honeymoon spaghetti
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary’s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, “Waiter! Waiter! Come over … Continue reading
Register wedding gifts
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged drug, gift, marriage
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A man with no ears
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Computer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged accident, computer, contact lense, ear, interview
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Do I have to tell him the war is over?
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.” “Well,” answered the priest, … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Country Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged priest, refugee, sin, WWII
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Thank the lord!
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule. The monks lent him one, and … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Country Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged Amen, desert, lord, mule
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Expensive perfume
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, ”Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very … Continue reading
Posted in New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged fart, lift, perfume, woman
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Wonderful time
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. After making love, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged fishing, friend, husband, sex, telephone, wife
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Hillbilly math
A Hillbilly family’s only son had saved up money to go to college and after about 3 years he came back home. They were sitting around the dinner table when the dad said, ”Well son, you have gone to college … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bread, college, math, pie, square
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FedEx UPS merger
Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger? The new company’s gonna be called FedUp!
Posted in American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged FedEx, merge, UPS
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