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Galaxy S20 Guide- The End of the Road: No Android 14 Update for the Galaxy S20
- How to Use Enhanced Processing on Galaxy S20 with Android 11 update?
- How to access, use, and customise widgets on Galaxy S20 lock screen and AOD screen with Android 11 update for Galaxy S20?
- How to update Galaxy S20 to Android 11?
- How to use Galaxy S20 lockdown mode?
- Galaxy S10 Guides
- Galaxy S9 and S9+ guides
- How to use Bixby quick commands on Galaxy S9, S9+, S8, S8+, Note 8, and Note 9 with the Android Pie update?
- How to remap Bixby button on Galaxy S9 and S9+ after updating to Android Pie?
- How to use the updated camera app in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to use the rotation toggle to change and lock screen orientation in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to lock Galaxy S9 home screen layout on Galaxy S9 and S9+ with Android Pie update?
- Galaxy S8 Guides
- How to use the new features in Android Pie update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- How to use app shortcuts in Galaxy S8 Home screen in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- Use notification dots/notification number badge in Galaxy S8 Android Oreo update
- How to Install Galaxy S8 Android Oreo Update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- New status icons in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+
- Samsung Galaxy Note
- Galaxy S6 Guide
- Galaxy S7 Guides
- How to clear number badge in Galaxy S7 and S7 edge with Android Nougat update?
- Use Galaxy S7 camera app with Android Nougat update in S7 and S7 edge
- How to use Galaxy S7 camera voice control?
- How to use People edge in edge screen of Galaxy S7 edge (and Galaxy Note 7, Galaxy S6 edge and Galaxy S6 edge+)
- Moto G Guide
- Moto X Phone
- Chromecast Guides
- Android Guides
- Headphone Guide Pro
- Bluetooth Codec for Wireless Headphones and Earbuds: Everything You Need to Know
- New Features for AirPods Pro in iOS 17
- Unleashing the Power of LDAC Codec: How to Enable Hi-Res Audio on Android Devices with WF-1000XM4, WF1000XM5, and WH-1000 series?
- AirPods Pro 2 New features explained
- What is Samsung Seamless Codec? 4 things you should know about this new codec
- How to use widgets to check battery levels and control Galaxy Buds 2, Galaxy Buds Pro, Galaxy Buds Live, Galaxy Buds+, and Galaxy Buds?
- AirPods 3 vs AirPods Pro: which one should you choose?
- AirPods 3 vs AirPods 2: Top 8 improvements and new features of AirPods 3
- How to Use and Adjust Force Sensor on AirPods Pro like a Pro?
- Galaxy Buds 2 vs Galaxy Buds Pro: the Top 8 Pros and Cons
Tag Archives: car
Ford manufacturing
Q: Why does Ford still manufacture cars and trucks? A: Because they are trying to keep the towing industry alive.
I was delivering this bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bridge, car, delivery, driving, police, truck
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Blondes with a convertible
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, convertible, key, lock, rain, woman
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Blonde passenger is good
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged blonde, car, handicap, park, passenger
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Sleepy trucker
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. “Can you tell me … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, driving, jogger, sleep, time, truck
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Blonde’s odometer
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, mileage, odometer
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Blonde driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, ”Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, ”I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged air freshener, blonde, car, driving, highway, police, tree
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Smiling blonde
A blonde has just got a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, which almost drives the truck over a cliff. The driver then motions for her to pull over, so she does. The driver gets … Continue reading
The blonde makeout
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot ‘n’ heavy. Then the guy leans over. “Do you want to go … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged backseat, blonde, car, date, makeout, man, sex, woman
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Swimming blonde
Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheat fields. One blonde says, “Look over there!” There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes
Tagged blode, boat, car, drive, swim, wheat
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Blonde painting a porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, paint, porch
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We are on the patch
Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers. The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver tells her to calm … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged beer, blonde, car, drive, highway, police
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Goddamn it
A man was working on a preacher’s car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand slipped. He yelled “Goddamn it” and the preacher said, “Don’t take the Lord’s name … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged car, God, lord, man, priest
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The tomato family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There’s the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They’re walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts getting mad. By the third block papa … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Campus Jokes, Car Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged car, driving, father, ketchup, son, tomato
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Blonde swimming
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield. Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to the … Continue reading
Designated decoy
A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, waiting for a bust. At closing time, everyone came out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged car, decoy, drink, driving, police
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Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Computer Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged Bill Gates, car, computer, engine, gas, General Motors, Microsoft
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Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged banana, car, drive, fur, gorrila, neighbour, tag, tree
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Toy cars and breastices
What do women’s breasts and toy cars have in common? They’re meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!
Posted in Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged breast, car, child, father, husband, mother
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Parking lots and man
How are men and parking spots the same? All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped!
Posted in Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged car, handicap, man, parking lot, woman
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