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- How to update Galaxy S20 to Android 11?
- How to use Galaxy S20 lockdown mode?
- Galaxy S10 Guides
- Galaxy S9 and S9+ guides
- How to use Bixby quick commands on Galaxy S9, S9+, S8, S8+, Note 8, and Note 9 with the Android Pie update?
- How to remap Bixby button on Galaxy S9 and S9+ after updating to Android Pie?
- How to use the updated camera app in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to use the rotation toggle to change and lock screen orientation in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to lock Galaxy S9 home screen layout on Galaxy S9 and S9+ with Android Pie update?
- Galaxy S8 Guides
- How to use the new features in Android Pie update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- How to use app shortcuts in Galaxy S8 Home screen in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- Use notification dots/notification number badge in Galaxy S8 Android Oreo update
- How to Install Galaxy S8 Android Oreo Update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- New status icons in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+
- Samsung Galaxy Note
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- Android Nougat Update Guide for Galaxy S6, Galaxy S6 edge and Galaxy S6 edge+
- How to disable multi window in Samsung Galaxy S6, S6 edge and S6 edge+?
- Changes on waiting time for wrong input on Galaxy S6 lock screen in Android Marshmallow update
- Galaxy S6 auto factory reset in Android Marshmallow update
- Galaxy S7 Guides
- How to customize Galaxy S7 quick setting buttons after Android Nougat update?
- How to use volume key to take photos in Galaxy S7 camera app?
- How to use apps edge in edge screen of Galaxy S7 edge (and Galaxy S6 edge, Galaxy S6 edge+, and Galaxy Note 7)
- Use Galaxy S7 wallpapers to customize Galaxy S7 and S7 edge
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- Bluetooth Codec for Wireless Headphones and Earbuds: Everything You Need to Know
- New Features for AirPods Pro in iOS 17
- Unleashing the Power of LDAC Codec: How to Enable Hi-Res Audio on Android Devices with WF-1000XM4, WF1000XM5, and WH-1000 series?
- AirPods Pro 2 New features explained
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- How to use widgets to check battery levels and control Galaxy Buds 2, Galaxy Buds Pro, Galaxy Buds Live, Galaxy Buds+, and Galaxy Buds?
- AirPods 3 vs AirPods Pro: which one should you choose?
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- How to Use and Adjust Force Sensor on AirPods Pro like a Pro?
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Category Archives: Police Jokes
Driver answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged California, car, driving, exam, safety, weapon
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Old whore
A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets. A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, … Continue reading
Good news and bad news
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?” Patient: “Well, let me have the bad news first.” Doctor: “You have … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bad news, doctor, good news, medical examination
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Pull over in highway
One day a lady was driving on the highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, deaf, highway, horn, police, woman
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The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some rabbits
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Police Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged bear, CIA, FBI, forest, investigation, LAPD, rabbit
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I was delivering this bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bridge, car, delivery, driving, police, truck
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Blonde suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged blonde, breast, doctor, ear, finger, gun, suicide, tooth
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Blonde driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, ”Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, ”I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged air freshener, blonde, car, driving, highway, police, tree
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Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home? A: She moved.
We are on the patch
Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers. The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver tells her to calm … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged beer, blonde, car, drive, highway, police
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Mexican smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that get … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bag, bicycles, Mexican, police, sand, smuggle
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Reflections
1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 2. I’m in shape. Round is a shape. 3. Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged dog, door, husband, lock, philosophy, reflection, shape, top 10 list, wife, window
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Designated decoy
A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, waiting for a bust. At closing time, everyone came out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged car, decoy, drink, driving, police
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Emergency brake
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am,” said the cop, “I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged Amish, brake, horse and buggy, husband, police, wife
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Shoot the pig
A farmhand is driving ’round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my … Continue reading
Best excuse for speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Police Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged car, driving, husband, Mercedes, police, speeding, wife
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How are you feeling?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene … Continue reading
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged accident, animal, car, frarmer, gun, lawyer, mule, police, shoot
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Blonde kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Kids Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bag, blonde, child, kidnap, money, tree
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Bilingual dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.” Sitting down at the typewriter, the … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bilingual, dog, employment, FBI, interview, job, police
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Three blondes changing a light bulb
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonder: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonder: Yes. Operator: And the … Continue reading
