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Galaxy S20 Guide- The End of the Road: No Android 14 Update for the Galaxy S20
- How to Use Enhanced Processing on Galaxy S20 with Android 11 update?
- How to access, use, and customise widgets on Galaxy S20 lock screen and AOD screen with Android 11 update for Galaxy S20?
- How to update Galaxy S20 to Android 11?
- How to use Galaxy S20 lockdown mode?
- Galaxy S10 Guides
- Galaxy S9 and S9+ guides
- How to use Bixby quick commands on Galaxy S9, S9+, S8, S8+, Note 8, and Note 9 with the Android Pie update?
- How to remap Bixby button on Galaxy S9 and S9+ after updating to Android Pie?
- How to use the updated camera app in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to use the rotation toggle to change and lock screen orientation in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to lock Galaxy S9 home screen layout on Galaxy S9 and S9+ with Android Pie update?
- Galaxy S8 Guides
- How to use the new features in Android Pie update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- How to use app shortcuts in Galaxy S8 Home screen in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- Use notification dots/notification number badge in Galaxy S8 Android Oreo update
- How to Install Galaxy S8 Android Oreo Update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- New status icons in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+
- Samsung Galaxy Note
- Galaxy S6 Guide
- Galaxy S7 Guides
- How to clear number badge in Galaxy S7 and S7 edge with Android Nougat update?
- Use Galaxy S7 camera app with Android Nougat update in S7 and S7 edge
- How to use Galaxy S7 camera voice control?
- How to use People edge in edge screen of Galaxy S7 edge (and Galaxy Note 7, Galaxy S6 edge and Galaxy S6 edge+)
- Moto G Guide
- Moto X Phone
- Chromecast Guides
- Android Guides
- Headphone Guide Pro
- Bluetooth Codec for Wireless Headphones and Earbuds: Everything You Need to Know
- New Features for AirPods Pro in iOS 17
- Unleashing the Power of LDAC Codec: How to Enable Hi-Res Audio on Android Devices with WF-1000XM4, WF1000XM5, and WH-1000 series?
- AirPods Pro 2 New features explained
- What is Samsung Seamless Codec? 4 things you should know about this new codec
- How to use widgets to check battery levels and control Galaxy Buds 2, Galaxy Buds Pro, Galaxy Buds Live, Galaxy Buds+, and Galaxy Buds?
- AirPods 3 vs AirPods Pro: which one should you choose?
- AirPods 3 vs AirPods 2: Top 8 improvements and new features of AirPods 3
- How to Use and Adjust Force Sensor on AirPods Pro like a Pro?
- Galaxy Buds 2 vs Galaxy Buds Pro: the Top 8 Pros and Cons
Category Archives: Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Top 20 signs that it’s a bad day
You wake up face down on the pavement. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. You see a ”60 minutes” news team waiting in your office. Your … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged bad day, sign, top 10 list
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Why do men sit with their legs wide open?
Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open? A: So their brains can breathe.
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Science Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged brain, man
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Great trade!
”I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!” ”Great trade!”
Sweet talk
On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept. The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying “Pass the sugar, sugar…. Pass the honey, honey.” Then he says, “Pass the tea, you old … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged airplane, honey, husband, wife
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Sex or secs
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is Sex?” The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged dinner, father, girl, seconds, sex
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Men and diapers
Why are men like diapers? They are always on my ass and full of shit – thank goodness they’re disposable!
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged ass, diaper, man, shit
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Intelligent comments
How do you know when a man’s going to say something intelligent? He starts his sentence with ”A woman told me…”
Posted in Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged intelligent, man, woman
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You can try again
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this ’news’ to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”The girl picks up the … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged boy, father, girl, marriage, miscarriage, mother, pregnant, teenage
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Revenge
There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blow job, letter, parent, photo, revenge, sex, university
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Sons
Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. “My son,” the first one says, “started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bar, father, gay, gift, son
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Tonto Kawalski
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel and Travel Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged airplane, penis, Poland, sex, woman
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Devil in the church
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged church, marriage, Santa
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Valentine’s day gift for ex-wives
A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have anything for … Continue reading
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes, Valentine's Day Jokes
Tagged card, dart, ex-wife, gift, Valentine's day
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The engineer and the bike
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bike, clothes, engineer, sex, woman
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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX….
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged sex, top 10 list
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Screw or twist
It’s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged boy, date, father, girl, sex, twist
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Safe Sex
What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged blonde, car, sex
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I can’t get into your panties!
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a big burly man — tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged honeymoon, husband, marriage, panties, wife
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Black and white in weddings
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The … Continue reading
Posted in Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged bride, marriage
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What kind of boy did your daughter marry?
Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, “What kind of boy did your daughter marry?” “Oh, he’s wonderful,” gushed the mother. “He lets her sleep late, ants her … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged daughter, marriage, mother, son
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