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Tag Archives: dog
Reflections
1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 2. I’m in shape. Round is a shape. 3. Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged dog, door, husband, lock, philosophy, reflection, shape, top 10 list, wife, window
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Cheese mine
The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar. A female collie then walks in.The collie says, ”Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creativly, can have me.” So the bulldog goes ”I … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bar, bulldog, chihuahua, collie, doberman, dog, sex
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The creation of man
God created the mule, and told him, ” You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years.” The … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged dog, God, life, man, monkey, mule
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New York reporter
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged cowboy, dog, fan, football, New York, reported, rottweiler
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How to clean a cat? from a dog
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, … Continue reading
Dragging feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, ”Vietnam, 1969.” The other points his … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged dog, foot, man, Vietnam, war
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Smart Dog
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged butcher, dog, key, lamb, money
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With one eye
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ”Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ”Where?”
That’s my dog
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm.She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you have … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes
Tagged blonde, count, dog, driving, farmer, sheep
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Dog calls
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged call, dog, husband, pants, telephone, wife
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Parrot and the robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ”Jesus is watching you!”while he rummaged through the desk. He replied, ”Who said that?!” Once again he heard the same thing, ”Jesus is watching you!” The robber … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged animal, dog, Jesus, parrot, robbery, rottweiler
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Fast turtle
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks … Continue reading
Get in line
One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged dog, funeral, mother-in-law, wife
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Bilingual dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.” Sitting down at the typewriter, the … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bilingual, dog, employment, FBI, interview, job, police
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Rednecks’ dogs
Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars…
Three horny dogs
There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha) A poodle walked by and she says “I’ll let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence” The … Continue reading
Too smart
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged child, cow, dog, math, school, teacher
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A Fart
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged airplane, apple, blonde, cat, dog, fart, grenade, lemon
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The barking dog
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:44 A.M. by his ringing telephone. “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name … Continue reading
