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Tag Archives: God
Where are you going to find a lawyer in the heaven?
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ”Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged court, God, heaven, hell, lawyer, Satan, St. Peter, worker
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Heal, not raise the dead
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it’s soon time for the healing portion of the show. “If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged death, God, husband, penis, TV, wife
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Adam, Eve, and God
“God,” said Adam, “Why did you make Eve so beautiful?” “So you would love her.” “But why did you make her so dumb?” “So she would love you.”
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged Adam, Eve, God, love, man, stupid, woman
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How was man created?
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. “How’s things, Eve?” He asked. “It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged breast, bull, cow, Eve, God, man, mate, tit, woman
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Goddamn it
A man was working on a preacher’s car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand slipped. He yelled “Goddamn it” and the preacher said, “Don’t take the Lord’s name … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged car, God, lord, man, priest
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Men in heaven
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged God, heaven, hell, man, woman
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Jesus saves
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, “Cool it. I am … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Computer Jokes
Tagged computer, email, God, Jesus, lightning, power cut, Satan, save
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Christian bear
One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while until all of a sudden he tripped over a … Continue reading
The Lord will provide
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged boat, flood, God, river, roof, woman
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The creation of man
God created the mule, and told him, ” You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years.” The … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged dog, God, life, man, monkey, mule
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Thrown from heaven
A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ”Dad, what happened to the birdie?” His dad told him, ”Son, the bird died and went … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, beach, bird, God, seagull
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Woman’s Intelligence
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, “Please … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged boat, bridge, God, hike, intelligent, man, map, river, woman
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Einstein, Picasso and Bush
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged Albert Einstein, blackboard, chalk, George Dubya Bush, God, heaven, Picasso, St. Peter
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A teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Lawyer Jokes
Tagged garbage, God, lawyer, St. Peter, teacher, Titanic
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God is doing a better job now
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally … Continue reading
God’s speed of service
A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God replied, ”Oh, about one penny.” Then the man asked how much an eternity was to him. God replied, ”Oh, about a second.” Then the man asked. ”Can … Continue reading
Torpedos
There was this woman who wanted bigger boobs. So she prayed to God and prayed and prayed, and eventually she got an answer — God told her that every time someone said ”pardon me” to her, her boobs would get … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged breast, God, restaurant, woman
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Deeds vs. words
There was a long line of souls before the gate of Heaven and Hell. Waiting on line beside each other were two residents of New York City, a taxi driver and a priest and they started chatting to kill the … Continue reading
