Category Archives: Short Q & A

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Men and diapers

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Why are men like diapers? They are always on my ass and full of shit – thank goodness they’re disposable!

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Intelligent comments

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How do you know when a man’s going to say something intelligent? He starts his sentence with ”A woman told me…”

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The latest version of the Internet

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Customer: “So that’ll get me connected to the Internet, right?” Tech Support: “Yeah.” Customer: “And that’s the latest version of the Internet, right?” Tech Support: “Uhh…uh…uh…yeah.”

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Blonde license

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Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ”F” in Sex.

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Mechanical engineers vs. civil enginners

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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

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One-Armed Blonde

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave!

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Long, hard and…

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Q: What is long, hard, and filled with semen? A: A submarine.

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Things people really said in court

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Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis — does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? … Continue reading

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The most confusing day

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What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia? Father’s Day.  

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Safe Sex

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What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!

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A lawyer and a sperm

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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

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the secret of success in marriage

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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made … Continue reading

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The perfect man

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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. … Continue reading

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All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too

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Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you’ll be late for school. Victor: Aw, Mom do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. … Continue reading

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FedEx UPS merger

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Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger? The new company’s gonna be called FedUp!

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Lucky you

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“My wife is an angel.” “Lucky you. Mine’s still alive.”

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Turtle Crossing

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Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!

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Shooting an elephant

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold its trunk until it goes blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Marriage lessons

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On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Tom, just what is it you have … Continue reading

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Government vs. mafia

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What’s the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

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