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Category Archives: Short Q & A
Men and diapers
Why are men like diapers? They are always on my ass and full of shit – thank goodness they’re disposable!
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Intelligent comments
How do you know when a man’s going to say something intelligent? He starts his sentence with ”A woman told me…”
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The latest version of the Internet
Customer: “So that’ll get me connected to the Internet, right?” Tech Support: “Yeah.” Customer: “And that’s the latest version of the Internet, right?” Tech Support: “Uhh…uh…uh…yeah.”
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Blonde license
Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ”F” in Sex.
Mechanical engineers vs. civil enginners
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
One-Armed Blonde
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave!
Long, hard and…
Q: What is long, hard, and filled with semen? A: A submarine.
Things people really said in court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis — does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? … Continue reading
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The most confusing day
What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia? Father’s Day.
Safe Sex
What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!
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A lawyer and a sperm
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.
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the secret of success in marriage
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made … Continue reading
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The perfect man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. … Continue reading
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All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too
Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you’ll be late for school. Victor: Aw, Mom do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. … Continue reading
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FedEx UPS merger
Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger? The new company’s gonna be called FedUp!
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Lucky you
“My wife is an angel.” “Lucky you. Mine’s still alive.”
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Turtle Crossing
Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!
Shooting an elephant
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold its trunk until it goes blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
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Marriage lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Tom, just what is it you have … Continue reading
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Government vs. mafia
What’s the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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