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Blonde suicide

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A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting … Continue reading

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Blonde killing fish

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How does a blonde kill a fish? She tries to drown it!

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Dead bird

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, “Look, a dead bird!” So the blonde looks up!

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Blonde’s odometer

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A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the … Continue reading

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Blonde submarine

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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

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Do Not Disturb

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An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning … Continue reading

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Replacing Vanna

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Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? A: They can’t find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

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Blondes in the mirror

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Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks at it. ”WOW! I know this person. I’ve seen this person before.” The other blonde takes the mirror … Continue reading

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Blonde driving

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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, ”Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, ”I’m … Continue reading

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Alligator shoes

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very … Continue reading

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Blonde vs. Crime Rate

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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home? A: She moved.

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Smiling blonde

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A blonde has just got a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, which almost drives the truck over a cliff. The driver then motions for her to pull over, so she does. The driver gets … Continue reading

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Blonde in first class cabin

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A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the … Continue reading

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Green lipstick

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because red means stop!

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Blonde and calculator

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Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? She couldn’t find the 10 key.

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A blonde and a waitress

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A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress’s name tag on her shirt. ”Gee, that’s nice. What did … Continue reading

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I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a … Continue reading

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Magic mirror

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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and … Continue reading

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The blonde makeout

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A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot ‘n’ heavy. Then the guy leans over. “Do you want to go … Continue reading

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Blonde lumberjack

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This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job. “Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at … Continue reading

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