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Blonde in library
blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, ”Can I have a burger and fries?” ”Sorry, this is a library.” So the blonde whispers, ”Oh, may I have a burger and fries?”
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Tagged blonde, burger, fries, library
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Press F1 for help
My friend was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen. After about 15 … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Campus Jokes, Computer Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged blonde, computer, lab, tech support
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Milk bath, just to my tits
A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably … Continue reading
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Tagged bath, blonde, breast, milk, milkman
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Carpenter
A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called … Continue reading
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Tagged blonde, carpenter, ear, pencil, saw, street, window
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Blondes on a rope
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. They had nothing to hold them to the rope. The rope began slipping and breaking. The brunette said, ”Girls, I’m going to let go of the rope, … Continue reading
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Tagged blonde, brunette, clap, rope, speech
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Blondes with a convertible
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in … Continue reading
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Tagged blonde, car, convertible, key, lock, rain, woman
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Who lands first?
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
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Tagged blonde, brunette, building, direction, jump, landing
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Blonde puzzle
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said ”From 2-4 years.”
Blonde passenger is good
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged blonde, car, handicap, park, passenger
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Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up ? A: The pregnant woman… the other two aren’t real !’
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Tagged blonde, elevator, money, pregnant, Santa, woman
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Drink by date on the bottom
A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she’s doing. “Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom.”
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Tagged blonde, can, coke, drink, taste
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Feed the goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ”Now, what do I give them … Continue reading
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Tagged animal, blonde, brunette, drink, fish, food, goldfish
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Blonde drinking coffee
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.” The brunette says, ”Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.”
Blonde’s sheep
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you … Continue reading
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Tagged blonde, dog, driving, farmer, sheep
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Return the bird dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a bird dog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet … Continue reading
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Tagged animal, bird, blonde, dog, hunting, pet
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Laughing blonde
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday.
Flighty Blonde
What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? Must be an earthquake!
Guess the number of melons
This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blonde was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ”What are you carrying?” She goes, ”Melons.” The guy goes, ”Cool. if I can guess how many there are, … Continue reading
Tennis balls
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light … Continue reading
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Tagged ball, blonde, elbow, tennis
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Blondes on blonde jokes
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular.
