Help me get this human out of my ass

Posted on May 15, 2014 by JokesLab

A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, “May I help you, sir?”

The duck says, “Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass.”

Help me get this human out of my ass


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