Category Archives: Animal Jokes

Jokes on animals, dogs, snakes.monkeys..

Dead bird

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, “Look, a dead bird!” So the blonde looks up!


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Return the bird dog
  2. Carpenter
  3. Tale of the two dead boys
  4. Parrot talk
  5. Visit the sun

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Alligator shoes

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Blonde’s puzzle
  2. Blonde working at Starbucks
  3. Suicide
  4. Putting on my shoes

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Animals and fridge!

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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Shooting an elephant
  2. I was hiding innocently in the fridge
  3. Ticket please
  4. Computer dating
  5. Move your cat

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Got any grapes?

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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Magic beer
  2. Panda bear
  3. Fast turtle
  4. The magician and the parrot
  5. Duckman

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Cat scan

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There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. cat scan and lab tests
  2. Justification for child custody
  3. Naughty parrot
  4. Designated decoy
  5. Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered

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