Category Archives: Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes

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Child Custody

Posted on August 7, 2011 by JokesLab
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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she … Continue reading →

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Prayers

Posted on August 7, 2011 by JokesLab

A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They only know how to … Continue reading →

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The honeymoon cruise

Posted on July 31, 2011 by JokesLab

A man and his wife were going on a cruise for their honeymoon. They packed their bags and got ready to go but forgot two things – condoms and dramamine, since the man gets terrible motion sickness on ships. So … Continue reading →

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Penis demands a raise

Posted on July 23, 2011 by JokesLab

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor * I work at great depths * I work head first * I do not get weekends off or public holidays * … Continue reading →

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The most venomous snake

Posted on July 23, 2011 by JokesLab

The Most Venomous Snake In The World NAME: “Expecteria Trouserius” (Trouser Snake) LOCATION: Throughout the world DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin) Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. … Continue reading →

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Is that all we have left?

Posted on July 23, 2011 by JokesLab

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the … Continue reading →

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Deaf couple signalling for sex

Posted on July 19, 2011 by JokesLab
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using sign language. After several nights … Continue reading →

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The new number

Posted on July 11, 2011 by JokesLab

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend’s new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. “Is Robert there?” I asked. “Here’s in the shower,” she responded. “Please tell him his girlfriend called,” I said and hung up. When … Continue reading →

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How’s married life?

Posted on July 7, 2011 by JokesLab

John, an avant-garde painter, got married. Someone asked the bride a few weeks after the wedding, “How’s married life, Helen?” “It’s great,” she answered. “My husband paints, I cook; then we try to guess what he painted and what I … Continue reading →

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Is your wife for sale?

Posted on July 7, 2011 by JokesLab

As US tourists in Lebanon, a man and his wife were sitting outside a souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were … Continue reading →

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Parrot spy

Posted on July 6, 2011 by JokesLab

One day I guy walks past a shop and saw a parrot. He said “I will get him to watch my wife at home”. But the parrot had no legs so it hung by its dick. He took the parrot … Continue reading →

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Material data sheet of woman

Posted on July 6, 2011 by JokesLab

Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110 to 550lbs. Occurrence: Copious quantities throughout the world. Physical properties: Surface usually covered with a painted field and a variety of esthers. Boils at … Continue reading →

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Female hormones in beer

Posted on July 3, 2011 by JokesLab

Two men were in a pub. One man said, ”Did you know that beer contains female hormones?” The other man said, ”No! Is it true?” ”Yes,” said the first man. ”If you drink too much, you start talking crap and … Continue reading →

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Presidential surprise

Posted on July 3, 2011 by JokesLab

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out “The President Sucks.” Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had … Continue reading →

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TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER

Posted on July 3, 2011 by JokesLab

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: “TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to … Continue reading →

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Five good leads

Posted on July 3, 2011 by JokesLab

Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the woman … Continue reading →

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Wrong number

Posted on July 2, 2011 by JokesLab

It’s Saturday morning and Bob’s just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob … Continue reading →

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Lawyer partner

Posted on July 2, 2011 by JokesLab

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. “Jack, I’ve got to confess. I’ve been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and I’m the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I’ve been … Continue reading →

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Liar

Posted on July 1, 2011 by JokesLab

The manager of a small business and his secretary decided to go over to her place for some “gymnastics”. Afterwards, they both fall asleep When the manager wakes up and looks at his watch, he discovers that it is after … Continue reading →

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