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Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.  Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.Difficult to find a pure sample.  Due to rust, aging samples are unable … Continue reading

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Material data sheet of woman

Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110 to 550lbs. Occurrence: Copious quantities throughout the world. Physical properties: Surface usually covered with a painted field and a variety of esthers. Boils at … Continue reading

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