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Author Archives: JokesLab
Donuts
A cop pulls over a guy. “Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?” “Gee, officer,” the man says. “Your eyes are awfully glazed — have you been eating doughnuts?”
Atheism
Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion? A: They have no prophets!
Creative writing
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The prize-winning essay read, “My God,” said the Queen, “I’m pregnant. I wonder whose it is?”
Posted in Campus Jokes, Church and God Jokes
Tagged pregnant, queen, religion, royal, sex, writing
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Sinking ship
George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? The nation.
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged boat, Geoge Dubya Bush
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The Jewish vote
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. He said, “Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years.”
Condit arrest
What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit’s house to arrest him? “Mr. Condit, come out with your pants up!”
Posted in Police Jokes, Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged FBI, Gary Condit, pants
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He’s just a common tater!
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner. Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal,the eldest daughter spoke up. “Mother Potato?” she said. “I have an announcement to make.” “And what might that be?” said Mother, … Continue reading
A fence bid
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bid, contractor, Florida, New York, Texas
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How’s married life?
John, an avant-garde painter, got married. Someone asked the bride a few weeks after the wedding, “How’s married life, Helen?” “It’s great,” she answered. “My husband paints, I cook; then we try to guess what he painted and what I … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged cook, marriage, paint
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They think they’re the only ones here
A man arrived at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asked, “Religion?” The man said, “Methodist.” St. Peter looked down his list and said,” Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.” Another man arrived … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes
Tagged Baptist, Catholic, Jewish, Methodist, religion, St. Peter
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The head hog
A man called the church office one day and said, “Can I please speak to the head hog at the trough?” The secretary, highly offended, said, “If you mean the pastor, then you may refer to him as ’Pastor’ or … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged donation, priest, secretary
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Goodbye, mother!
Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry … Continue reading
Polish Remover
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, “How sure are you … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged murder, New York, Poland, police
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Damaging food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of … Continue reading
God’s speed of service
A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God replied, ”Oh, about one penny.” Then the man asked how much an eternity was to him. God replied, ”Oh, about a second.” Then the man asked. ”Can … Continue reading
NOAH’s ARK – a modern tale
And the Lord spoke to Noah: ”In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and … Continue reading
Tech glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say … Continue reading
The golden toilet
A group of guys are on their way to a party, but couldn’t quite remember the address to the house. ”I’m sure this is the one,” said the driver. ”Well, I have got to go to the bathroom SO BAD.” … Continue reading
Top 10 ways to get rid of telemarketers
10) Pretend you don’t speak English. 9) Say “Hold on,” then scream to a person: “If you try to take the knife out, it’ll just hurt worse!” 8) Burst into tears when money is mentioned. 7) Ask if the deal … Continue reading
They walked
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. ”I’ll make a deal with you,” said his father. “You bring your grades up, … Continue reading
