Category Archives: Top 10 List

it is top 10, maybe top 20 lists for laughing

Women’s English

funny-blow-job

“Yes” = No “No” = Yes “Maybe” = No “I’m sorry.” = You’ll be sorry “We need” = I want “It’s your decision” = The correct decision should be obvious by now. “Do what you want”  = You’ll pay for … Continue reading

Posted in Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Before and after marriage

reality-sucks

Before marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Democrats vs Republicans

funny-pose-group-sex-two-girls-and-a-statue

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans usually wear … Continue reading

Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren’t

funny-graduate-girls, sexy photo

10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He’s one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. … Continue reading

Posted in Lawyer Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Top 10 worst things to say at a funeral

11) I’m spiking the punch at the reception. That’ll liven things up! 10) Hey! Did I just see the dead guy move? 9) Hey, this is the first time Grandpa’s been stiff in twenty years! 8) The sonofabitch is lucky … Continue reading

Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Top ten things you never hear in church

10. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew. 9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. 8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. 7. I’ve decided to … Continue reading

Posted in Church and God Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Top ten ways tofreak out your roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, … Continue reading

Posted in Campus Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Fun things at a drive-thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask prices of everything on the menu and then order something that you did not ask the price for. 3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell … Continue reading

Posted in Restaurant Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Redneck top ten

1) You’ve ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor. 2) Your wife’s hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan. 3) You go to your family reunion … Continue reading

Posted in Redneck Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Redneck rules

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can’t be fried in bacon grease, it ain’t worth cooking, let alone eating. Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can’t stay home the two days … Continue reading

Posted in Redneck Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , | Leave a comment

How to be obnoxious in classroom?

1) In the middle of class, run to the middle of the room screaming, ”I’m on fire!” Roll around vigorously. 2) Get up to sharpen your pencil as much as possible. 3) Ask your teacher how good their spouse was … Continue reading

Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged | Leave a comment