Category Archives: Valentine’s Day Jokes

1000 Valentine cards

Posted on April 29, 2014 by JokesLab
1000 Valentine cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and … Continue reading →

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Valentine’s day gift for ex-wives

Posted on March 13, 2013 by JokesLab
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A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have anything for … Continue reading →

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If men ruled the world

Posted on May 25, 2012 by JokesLab
so-many-cctvs

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” Hallmark would make “Sorry, what was your … Continue reading →

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Guess who?

Posted on May 17, 2012 by JokesLab
the-best-place-for-fishing

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ”Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and … Continue reading →

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An experiment

Posted on September 25, 2011 by JokesLab
most-wanted-valentines-day-gift

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful woman at the bar. After a long struggle with his shyness, he finally managed to walk over to her and asked her politely,”Um, would … Continue reading →

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Just three words

Posted on September 25, 2011 by JokesLab
funny-and-creative-bra-designs-japan

Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub in a Valentine’s day night. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked … Continue reading →

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Valentine’s day dream

Posted on September 24, 2011 by JokesLab
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said. … Continue reading →

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To my one and only love

Posted on September 23, 2011 by JokesLab
valentine-day-gift-condom

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweler’s shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweler inquired, ’Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’ … Continue reading →

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