Santa Singh

Posted on June 28, 2011 by JokesLab

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go ...

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It makes your eyes bulge and your ears protrude

Posted on June 28, 2011 by JokesLab

This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He becomes very concerned. So he goes to his doctor and asks him what is wrong with him. The doctor told him that he has a rare disease that will require him to take this ...

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Do you think it’s the light that’s attracting them?

Posted on June 28, 2011 by JokesLab

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, ...

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Redneck wins the lottery

Posted on June 28, 2011 by JokesLab

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest ...

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Brunette shopping

Posted on June 28, 2011 by JokesLab

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them? So they can park in the handicap spaces.

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Wizard of Oz

Posted on June 27, 2011 by JokesLab

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the Wizard of Oz. Bill looked at Al and asked him why he wanted to go. Al said that he needed a brain, and Bill agreed with ...

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Special order

Posted on June 25, 2011 by JokesLab

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The redhead went up and asked for a single ...

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Artificial intelligence

Posted on June 25, 2011 by JokesLab

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence.

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Blonde in Natchitoches

Posted on June 25, 2011 by JokesLab

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, ''Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would ...

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The law of the jungle

Posted on June 25, 2011 by JokesLab

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him. ''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?'' ''I don't have ...

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Vampire Blood Bath

Posted on June 25, 2011 by JokesLab

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One night, one said to a another, “I'm so hungry. I'm going to go get something.” “No don't! We have to wait for the others!” “I don't care.” And off ...

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What kind of snake am I?

Posted on June 19, 2011 by JokesLab

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisoned Then the second Snake says why do you ask? The ...

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