Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes

Jokes on lawyers

1000 Valentine cards

1000 Valentine cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and … Continue reading →


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  1. To my one and only love
  2. Valentine’s day dream
  3. Guess who?
  4. Wrong flower cards
  5. Valentine’s day gift for ex-wives

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Lawyers on the beach

Lawyers on the beach

How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand.


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  2. Thrown from heaven
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  5. California lawyers

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Third question

what was your third question?

A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”


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  1. Mental institution exam
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  3. Third question
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Mrs. Jones, do you know me?

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A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial — a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. … Continue reading →


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  1. Open season on lawyers!
  2. Feel like a new born baby
  3. Redneck Christmas shopping
  4. Cross-examining
  5. Mechanical engineers vs. civil enginners

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Great-uncle George

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The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They … Continue reading →


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  1. I farted and my neighbor’s house blew up
  2. Never believe in Washington’s story
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  4. Hillbilly math
  5. Great trade!

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Bad lawyer

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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.


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  1. Drowning lawyer
  2. A blonde may be smarter than a lawyer
  3. A teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer
  4. Lion, Tiger and Lawyer
  5. Leech and lawyer

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God sues Satan, Satan laughs, why?

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty … Continue reading →


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Looking for loopholes

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Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!


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