Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes

Jokes on lawyers

Guess who?

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ”Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and … Continue reading →

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Lawyer brains

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A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Brain pricing practice
  2. Brain transplant
  3. Oxygen to the brains
  4. Male & female brains
  5. Hold this stuff for a while

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Cross-examining

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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Things people really said in court
  2. Open season on lawyers!
  3. Mrs. Jones, do you know me?
  4. Cross examination
  5. Red Cross

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Santa, tooth fairy, drunk, and lawyer

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Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Goose & lawyer
  2. Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
  3. I am not a drunk driver
  4. Only when he’s drunk
  5. Buried Lawyers

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Lawyer buddy

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Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. when a lawyer is about to lie?
  2. First-time golfer
  3. Golfing buddy
  4. Golf cheat
  5. A blonde may be smarter than a lawyer

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