Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes

Jokes on lawyers

Mrs. Jones, do you know me?

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A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial — a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. … Continue reading →


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  1. Lack of vision
  2. Open season on lawyers!
  3. Bad education
  4. Redneck Christmas shopping
  5. Cross-examining

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Great-uncle George

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The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They … Continue reading →


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  1. Lack of vision
  2. Applying for a job at the CIA
  3. Never believe in Washington’s story
  4. The ex-wife and the genie
  5. Great trade!

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Bad lawyer

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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.


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  1. Drowning lawyer
  2. A blonde may be smarter than a lawyer
  3. A teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer
  4. Lion, Tiger and Lawyer
  5. Leech and lawyer

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God sues Satan, Satan laughs, why?

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty … Continue reading →


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  1. Jesus saves
  2. Today you are staff
  3. Where are you going to find a lawyer in the heaven?
  4. Family history
  5. Bill Gates’ punishment

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Looking for loopholes

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Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!


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  1. Third question
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  4. I love hearing it
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