Category Archives: Blonde Jokes

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Blonde vs. ratings system

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater? A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted” sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.

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Blonde on blonde jokes again

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes. She replied, ”I think they are good but they might be offensive to some Mexicans.”

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Blonde camping

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend. The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets … Continue reading

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Blonde painting

A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. … Continue reading

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Blonde in a snowstorm

A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow … Continue reading

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The blonde hostess

Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don’t drink.

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Blonde nurse

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood.

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Blondes and Buses

Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.

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Captured blonde

A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. But first, the terrorists ask the red-headed woman if she has any last words. … Continue reading

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Vending machine and blonde

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine? A: Nothing…..you get what you paid for.

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Blonde robbery

A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay, but give me the gun.”The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal … Continue reading

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Drowning blonde

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the … Continue reading

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Blonde and personal license plates

A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn’t afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.

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Blonde detectives

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a … Continue reading

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Brunette, blonde and railroad tracks

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and … Continue reading

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Blonde in an elevator

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are standing in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.” … Continue reading

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Advice from a blonde mother

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter? “If you’re not in bed by 12, you should come home!”

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Who killed Abraham Lincoln?

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who … Continue reading

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Brunette shopping

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them? So they can park in the handicap spaces.

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Special order

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper … Continue reading

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