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Santa Singh

There was this case in the hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had … Continue reading

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It makes your eyes bulge and your ears protrude

This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He becomes very concerned. So he goes to his doctor and asks him what is wrong with him. The doctor told … Continue reading

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Do you think it’s the light that’s attracting them?

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a … Continue reading

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Redneck wins the lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.” To which the man replied, “No sir. It doesn’t … Continue reading

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Brunette shopping

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them? So they can park in the handicap spaces.

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Wizard of Oz

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the Wizard of Oz. Bill looked at Al and asked him why he wanted to go. Al said that he needed a brain, … Continue reading

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Special order

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper … Continue reading

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Artificial intelligence

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence.

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Blonde in Natchitoches

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the … Continue reading

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The law of the jungle

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him. ”Do you … Continue reading

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Vampire Blood Bath

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One night, one said to a another, “I’m so hungry. I’m going to go get something.” “No don’t! We have to wait … Continue reading

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What kind of snake am I?

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey … Continue reading

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