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Category Archives: Politician Jokes
Lightbulb joke collection
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb? A: (Dole) When I … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged bulb, politician, president, republican
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The Abortion Bill
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. “What is it?” exclaims the President. “It’s the Abortion Bill, Mr. President – what do you want to do about … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged abortion, Bill Clinton, money, sex, White House
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Democrats vs Republicans
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans usually wear … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged book, car, child, democrat, politician, republican, tax, top 10 list, USA
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The intelligent car radio
A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around … Continue reading
Sinking ship
George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? The nation.
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged boat, Geoge Dubya Bush
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Condit arrest
What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit’s house to arrest him? “Mr. Condit, come out with your pants up!”
Posted in Police Jokes, Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged FBI, Gary Condit, pants
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NOAH’s ARK – a modern tale
And the Lord spoke to Noah: ”In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and … Continue reading
Washington, Nixon, & Clinton
Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton? A: Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Clinton doesn’t know the difference!
Posted in Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged Bill Clinton, George Washingron, Richard Nixon
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Announcements
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on the eve of the millennium to have dinner with God. After a little bit of small talk, God informed them that he would be destroying the earth the next day. … Continue reading
Posted in Computer Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, computer, y2k
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Bush and Moses
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approached the man … Continue reading
Gary Condit’s smiling
Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police investigators find his scorched body and determine he had been struck by lightning. “Why’s he smiling?” one officer asks. The other replies, “He thought he was having his … Continue reading
Bush and Cheney on Bush Jokes
George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, “I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me.” Cheney reassured him by saying, “Jokes can’t hurt you. They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most … Continue reading
Bush’s advisors
G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, “Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show … Continue reading
The rescue
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted … Continue reading
Senate slander
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, “Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other Senators … Continue reading
Presidential surprise
The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out “The President Sucks.” Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged Al Gore, Bill Clinton, snow, White House
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A lawyer and a politician
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
Who killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged Abraham Lincoln, blonde, interview, murder, police
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Wizard of Oz
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the Wizard of Oz. Bill looked at Al and asked him why he wanted to go. Al said that he needed a brain, … Continue reading
