Category Archives: Hotel and Travel Jokes

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How to please a woman?

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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, … Continue reading

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Helicopter Lessons

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A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity. When she arrived at the place, the man said “Well, there’s only one helicopter here, … Continue reading

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The honeymoon cruise

A man and his wife were going on a cruise for their honeymoon. They packed their bags and got ready to go but forgot two things – condoms and dramamine, since the man gets terrible motion sickness on ships. So … Continue reading

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Strangers on a Train

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. “I will ask you a question … Continue reading

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Squawks

Squawks are problems left behind by airplane pilots that are checked for each night. These problems are always solved before the next flight. Here are some actual problems (P) and their solutions (S). (P) Left inside main tire almost needs … Continue reading

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Train ticket

Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their team play the Red Sox. They start making fun of a couple of Red Sox supporters who only have one ticket between the two of them. Just … Continue reading

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Blondes and Buses

Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.

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I farted and my neighbor’s house blew up

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to … Continue reading

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