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Tag Archives: movie
Cowboy in the theater
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. … Continue reading
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Tagged balcony, cowboy, movie, police, seat, theater
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A Spielberg joke
A Chinese walks into a bar in America one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap … Continue reading
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Posted in American Jokes, Bar Jokes, Country Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bar, Chinese, Japanese, movie, Spielberg
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Tell me the color
A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor, “Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what color the baby is as it’s being born.” The doctor is understandably a little puzzled … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged Asian, child, doctor, father, Japanese, movie, prostitute
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The balcony
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, ”Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher … Continue reading
Blonde vs. ratings system
Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater? A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted” sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.
