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A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician

funny condom ad, protect yourself from fire

A Physicist, an Engineer, and a Mathematician are all locked in separate burning buildings. The Physicist runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out … Continue reading

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Creative writing

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The prize-winning essay read, “My God,” said the Queen, “I’m pregnant. I wonder whose it is?”

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Definite

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is “definitely” and its meaning is “absolute, positive, without a doubt.” She asks the class if anyone … Continue reading

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Top ten ways tofreak out your roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, … Continue reading

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Redneck father and son

You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school because you’re both in the same grade!

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A basketball coach

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression. The instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, … Continue reading

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Blonde’s helicopter lessons

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how to fly a plane. The guy at the airport said there were no more plane flying lessons this year but she could take helicopter lessons. The blonde agreed and … Continue reading

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How to be obnoxious in classroom?

1) In the middle of class, run to the middle of the room screaming, ”I’m on fire!” Roll around vigorously. 2) Get up to sharpen your pencil as much as possible. 3) Ask your teacher how good their spouse was … Continue reading

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