The Chinese virgins

A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.


I love Chinese man.

“My darling,” he whispers, “I know this your first time and you very frighten. I promise you, I give you anything you want, I do anything – just anything you want. You just ask. What you want?” he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, “I want to try something I have hear about from old girls Number 69.”

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, “You want Garlic Chicken with snow peas?”

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