Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”
“Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped , two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. T
he woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home . “First the flowers then the chocolates, and then the dress!” she exclaimed. “I’ve never had a more wonderful ’Arbor Day’ in all my life!“