Kiss Bush

funny-pose-I-enjoy-the-blow-job with Mr.McDonald

I enjoy blow jobs anywhere.

A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: “I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!”

Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier’s patriotism: “Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don’t mind it.”

Soldier: “Of course I wouldn’t mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American.”

The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag. Soldier: “Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?”

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