Category Archives: Office Jokes

funny jokes on work, on office life

God’s speed of service

A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God replied, ”Oh, about one penny.” Then the man asked how much an eternity was to him. God replied, ”Oh, about a second.” Then the man asked. ”Can … Continue reading

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Top 10 ways to get rid of telemarketers

10) Pretend you don’t speak English. 9) Say “Hold on,” then scream to a person: “If you try to take the knife out, it’ll just hurt worse!” 8) Burst into tears when money is mentioned. 7) Ask if the deal … Continue reading

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Phone line

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked … Continue reading

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Silly lines

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I … Continue reading

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A horoscope for the workplace

ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy, and what you watch on … Continue reading

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Blonde painting

A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. … Continue reading

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Who killed Abraham Lincoln?

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who … Continue reading

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