Brittany was on her deathbed with her husband Adam at her side.
“Honey, I need to make a confession.” whimpered Brittany groggily, “I slept with your brother, your cousin, and your father.”
”It’s okay, Sweetie. I know,” replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany’s cheek, “Why do you think I poisoned you?”
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