1. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
2. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
3. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
4. Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A: They can’t find the zipper.
5. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits go in front.
6. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.
7. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
8. Q: Why don’t blondes talk when having sex? A: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
9. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
10. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.
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