Not-stupid blondes

a real old porn star, sorry, just a housewife with a shirt with a shit slogan

Hard porn star.

Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big.

His curiosity finally got the better of him and he said ” I hate to be nosy, but it’s obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What’s the occasion?”

One blonde replies “Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished – just the two of us alone – a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days.”

Confused, the bartender says “So?”, to which the other blonde says “Well, on the box it says 3 – 5 years

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