Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.

sexy-santa-claus-gifts-on-buttsThey are all asked,”When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”

The first guy says,”Iwould like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great familyman.”

The second guy says,”I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”

The last guy replies,”I would like to hear them say… LOOK, HE’S MOVING!”

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