Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter.
“Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make a suggestion… it would be much easier for you to drag your deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”
The leaders of the free world thanked the man and tried his suggestion. A while later Cheney said, “You know, that was good thinking. This is a lot easier!”
“Yes sir,” agreed Bush. “But durn it! We’re gettin’ farther away from our truck!”