Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day’s work to relax. He noticed a man next to him order a shot and a beer.

He leaned over to the guy and said, “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice your little ritual. Why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?”
The man replied, “There’s a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin’ good, I’m headin’ home!”
