A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?”
The man replied, “a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”