A man arrives at the breakfast room in the hotel at which he is staying and calls over the head waiter.
“I believe that this morning I would like two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it’s runny, and the other so overcooked it’s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it’s a bit cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it’s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.”
“That’s a complicated order sir,” said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”
The guest replied, “Oh? I don’t understand – that’s what I got here yesterday!”