One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. ”I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double,” said the genie.
”Okay. for my first wish I want one million dollars,” said the man. And, in a poof of smoke, one million dollars appeared.
”Hmm… but now my ex-wife has two million dollars,” said the man, ”But, for my next wish, I want a five-story mansion.” And, in a poof of smoke his house turns into a five-story mansion. ”But now my ex-wife has a twenty-story mansion,” said the man.
”And now, for your last wish?” asked the genie. ”Hmmm… YES! I have the greatest wish yet. Why didn’t think of this earlier?!” replied the man. ”For my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death!!!” ‘