Parrot and the robber

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ”Jesus is watching you!”while he rummaged through the desk.

sex-education-condom-protect-yourselfHe replied, ”Who said that?!”

Once again he heard the same thing, ”Jesus is watching you!”

The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was.

The parrot replied, ”Cornelius.”

The robber said, ”What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!”

The parrot said, ‘‘The same person who named that rottweiler behind you, Jesus!”

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