A cup man dreams.

A cup man dreams.

Is it delicious? If a man has the choice, he will chose sex, other than her meat, no matter he is a vegetarian or not.

No matter how dirty she is, she can find a man to clean. Shower gel, WTF?

You need Vodka to get woman’s attention. It is probably true in Russia.

Even a perverted dog knows foreplay, thanks to our successful sex education in primary school.

Big ass and little dog. This is so common. Now you know why there are so many lost dogs due to big asses.

Smart guy! girls will follow you, because of your banana car, or your banana.

Man likes car, but generally not cat. So, the car is probably made for woman, and by woman.

Nice educational material for sex education. Actually it is a commercial for a condom. Anyway, every man wants to be the bug, or to smash the bug.

True man. The philosopher will tell you this is the difference between mind and body.
