Romantic moments only happen in movies. In reality, anything can spoil it, even a seagull.

Romantic moments only happen in movies. In reality, anything can spoil it, even a seagull.

Guys will like it, and pee there even he has nothing to pee. Enjoy the virtual blow job.

Sleep is always joyful. Kids can enjoy it anywhere, any time. But man need a bed and one or more woman.

It is funny, but not attractive for man. A female’s mouth is needed; otherwise, use it in the lady’s room.

When picking up a girl, think whether she is clean. The problem is people will only think about this when it is too late.

Don’t think too much, it is simply a shadow. Hopefully, this post is not censored in the middle east.

Nice innovation for hookers. Had someone picked one for Mr. Strauss-Kahn, he should still have been the IMF chief now.

A sign that can catch the attention of both man and woman. It is better than a plain “no smoking”; human brains need some stimulation constantly nowadays.

I never know Playboy gives freebies. Anyway, nice girl, and possibly a nice cover for your eyeballs.

Where are the fresh balls? Woman wants the answer, and here it is. Shit slogan.
